Cat got your tongue?

One morning I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.


"Ed! the garbage disposal is dead. Come reset it."


"You know where the button is." I protested through the shower (pitter-patter). "Reset it yourself!"


"I am scared!" She pleaded. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" (Pause) "C'mon, it'll only take a second."


So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement about how her cowardly behavior was not without consequence. I crouched down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, without respect to my circumstances. Nay, it wasn't a hexed disposal drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling objects she spied between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I took the bait under the sink.

Cat got your tongue?
Moral #1:


Never walk naked, not even in your house, especially if you're a guy.


Moral #2:


If you like walking naked through your house, always remember to lock your pet in a room first (especially if you own a... DOG!:)
Reply:good...to long. jokes need to be short. some people have short attention spans and need instant gratification...
Reply:ME - OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Wah wah wah...


haha





Quite humorous
Reply:HUH???? I didn't get a thing............... Really....... maybe a few parts in the beggining but then I lost you......... so... HUH?!?!?!??!
Reply:they need to stop running around with there thing hunging down


hahahahahaha
Reply:no its more like





"what's the matter?cat got your penis?"





yes.





~katey lynn
Reply:too long... too many big words... need air!





good joke, by the way
Reply:Your avatar explains you re a woman. anyways, it was funny



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